We're not sure about humanity but we can confirm these are the missing links for your ears!
Product Specifications
Made from sustainable wood, so they're light and easy to wear all day.
18-gauge surgical steel posts for sensitive ears.
Hand made by us in the SF Bay Area, to the highest quality in the USA
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The perfect size for your ears at .55" tall x .55" wide and .125" thick